Alright, I wanna make a new villain, especially one that acts as a bit of a foil towards Noire. Here we go (and it's a long one, so you've been warned):Captain Noargh (his real name's Jack Smit)Apperance:
Unlike his predecessor, Noargh's black beard is kept shaven relatively short, leaving his jawbone covered like a thick carpet (and he has an equally thick moustache as well). His black hair is spiked up yet straightened back. He wears black boots and a long red coat marked with a horned skull and crossed rifles.History:
Well, Jack's history was not very pleasant. As a child at only eight years of age, he went with his family to a seaside resort one day. One fateful day, he found himself abducted by pirates and kept in their ship. For months, he had to endure whatever they threw at him. The abuse was horrendous and it pretty much broke the little boy.
If that wasn't enough, the vessel he was kept on got attacked. Explosions, screams, gunshots, swords, breaking wood, callous laughter echoed all around the poor boy, leaving him a crying ball in the corner of the room, hidden behind some boxes. Then a pirate from the other ship found him. Initially, he resisted as much as he could but, as it turns out, these pirates weren't all that bad. They took pity on him and took him on their ship, the Future Proof, and treated him like one of their own.
A year afterwards, Jack finally worked up the courage to ask to be taken back to his home to find his family again. He was very nervous at the possible backlash of such a question but they agreed. However, once he got home, he discovered his family had already moved. Disheartened but Captain Kraken, who took him along to help out with getting him back, even went so far as to find out where his family moved to and took him there. However, no matter how hard they looked, they couldn't find any of Jack's relatives. Kraken offered to help him search more but the heartbroken little boy couldn't take it anymore and gave up. Kraken then took him back to the ship and he lived his life as a pirate.
After a while, he began to overcome his despair and embrace his new lifestyle. Growing under Captain Kraken's guidance, Jack became an excellent pirate, strong and fast and fearless. After proving himself to be far beyond his peers, he inherited the Future Proof and became its new Captain, adopting the alias "Noargh". A top-tier pirate, his pillaging and raiding skills are second to none with his loyal crew.
But still, a part of him wishes to be reunited with his loved ones again...Personality:
Befitting of a pirate, Noargh is loud, boisterous and confident. Completely open with his emotions, nothing short of a Silence spell will keep him from expressing or acting on any opinion, desire or thought that crosses his mind. He cannot resist the call of adventure; when he hears of a new land or treasure, he simply must set sail for it.
He has a soft spot for children, thanks to his childhood. This also makes him more charitable that the usual pirate; his intention is to distribute most of the loot he finds with the common folk (apart from weapons and dangerous items, obviously). Furthermore, he will never kidnap or take on slaves. He is also fiercely loyal and loving to his crew; stealing from him will result in you walking the plank but that fate is desirable compared to what he would do to you if you harmed his pirates...Powers and abilities:
Captain Noargh has no inherent abilities or powers. However, he commands a feared crew of a massive ship equipped with the ability of limited flight and massive firepower. In addition, years of sailing have equipped him with several ancient artefacts including the Eye of the Storm (an orb that can control the winds). He is a very skilled swordsman that prioritises defence and is more than capable of fighting off multiple enemies. In addition, he is very adept with his laser blade blaster (who says pirates can't use futuristic weaponry?).
His special attacks consist partly of the following:
Raging Tempest: Noargh uses his Eye of the Storm to call a lighting bolt on a single enemy, paralysing them and delivering massive amounts of damage.Quotes:
Cyclone Snap: A outward blast of wind blasts enemies away from Noargh. Causes knockback.
Seed Snatcher: Noargh's parrot, Seed, flies over to the enemy and takes their weapons. No debuffs; this ability nullifies all of the character's stat upgrades from all of their equipment. It only affects one character at a time and it can be reversed by killing Seed (although Noargh will not take kindly to that).
Devastation of Future Proof: Noargh calls upon his Future Proof and his crew to fly over and bombard the enemy. Massive AoE damage in addition to poison and Virus.
*Noargh and three of his pirates sit down at a bar and get their orders*
Bartender: So what'll it be?
Noargh: Strawberry milkshake and a biscuit.
*Other patrons, pirates themselves, begin sniggering. Noargh's companions look uneasy*
Patron 1: What a weed! Aren't you big enough o' a pirate to drink some grog?
Patron 2: Kraken mustn'ta given him special permission before 'e passed on his title, eh?
Noargh: Grog tastes revolting to me. I prefer the smoothness and taste of strawberry milkshakes.
*The other patrons get louder. Noargh's companions look at each other, embarrassed slightly.*
Patron 3: Well, lookit you! What sort o' cap'n can't hold his beer, eh? Kraken really shoulda checked harder on ya!
Patron 4: Ya mean t' tell me this is what passes fer a cap'n these days? Rubbish.
Bartender: *drops off the milkshake* All yours, Captain Noargh.
Noargh: *doesn't say a word as he sips his drink. The other patrons snigger again* So, if a pirate doesn't drink grog, he's not worthy as a pirate.
Patron 2: Duh! Grog's, like, the holy water o' pirates! Ya gotta drink it, it's like pirating law or somethin'.
Patron 4: Honestly, if ya don't drink grog, ya better be locked in Gamey Jolts' locker.
Noargh: *slams his mug against the counter and stands up fiercely* WELL, I THINK THAT'S BULLSHIT!
*The entire bar goes quiet. No one is laughing anymore. All eyes are on the Captain*
Noargh: What crap is this? You're not a pirate if you don't drink? Hate to tell you this but we're outcasts already! We're pirates! We sail outside the waters of the landmasses that reject us! We could just become honorary citizens at any time but we're not going to! The pirate life is for us! That bullshit status quo of theirs can go to hell for all I care! And now you're forcing me into yours? I didn't sign up for this to do what you told me to do, you crabs! I'm a pirate because I want to change shit!
*The patrons begin looking amongst themselves in thought. Noargh's companions exchange a smile*
Noargh: *holds up his mug* I am a pirate! I do what I want to do! Away from the slag that is the law and order of the landmasses, we make our own worlds! In my world, anyone can drink whatever they want! They can eat whatever they want! They can wear whatever they want and go wherever they want! To be a pirate is to be free! I don't drink grog because it takes like shark crap! I drink strawberry milkshakes because it tastes like heaven! And I'll keep drinking this milkshake even after the ocean runs dry because I am a pirate! I am not bound by any laws! And neither are you!
*the entire bar erupts into cheers*
*Noargh and Noire are standing face to face with their swords out*
Noargh: I'd hate to be you right now, CPU! Course, I'd always hate to be you.
Noire: What? I am a goddess of an entire nation! You're just a pirate! What could you possibly have that I don't?
Noargh: Freedom! I am Captain Noargh of the Future Proof, free to go wherever the wind takes me! You may be a goddess, girl, but you're more of a caged bird than I'll ever see!
Noire: W-What do you mean by that?
Noargh: Oh, all those gatherings I saw on the vids made me sick. Look at you! You're just bursting to talk with every schmit that walks in front of you but you don't say a word! You're such a scaredy-cat that you can't even say what you think!
Noire: I-I am not! I can say whatever I want!
Noargh: Course you can! Problem is, you won't! I even know how ya feel about Planeptune's CPU.
Noire: I-wh-buh-wh— WHAT?! I feel nothing for her!
Noargh: Bullshit! You're just dying to drag her into your room and make waves big enough to topple Basilicoms! But you'll never say it 'cause you think her rejection'll be like being shoved in an iron maiden for you! You're too afraid of sinking to even think of swimming!
Noire: SHUT UP! What do you know?! I operate under rules and standards of society! What could a delinquent like you know about making sure the status quo remains untainted?!
Noargh: I AM THE STATUS QUO! I MAKE MY RULES AND STANDARDS!