Mafia XI: Inside The Head [Endgame]

[PringlesXD]

And I want to sleep ~ !
I would very much appreciate if this Day didn't last until October 15. My birthday is on the 16th you see, and I'm not sure I'll be online around 0:00 GMT.

[Redhorse]

OK, I'm just gonna do this. It'll take forever for Claymore to write something anyways and I hafta sleep eventually~

Vote: Xeras

[Empty Overture]

I do believe that is 3 on Xeras. Me, Pringles, and Red, right? ISn't that what is needed to Quick Lynch?

Ah...time to see what you truely are, Xeras.

[PringlesXD]

Good night, humans.

[Redhorse]

I do believe that is 3 on Xeras. Me, Pringles, and Red, right? ISn't that what is needed to Quick Lynch?

Ah...time to see what you truely are, Xeras.

OMG, no Laharl-style victory speech! *GASP* Part of me was soooooo expecting you to just go, "You fools, I've won!! HAHAHAHAHA!"

..But you didn't. So there's still hope~

Dosvidanya~, Pringles-san, sweet dreams~

[Xeras]

good job on letting scum win before i could get to a computer...

[Empty Overture]

good job on letting scum win before i could get to a computer...

Quit with that facade already. You've lost.

[Redhorse]

good job on letting scum win before i could get to a computer...

Quit with that facade already. You've lost.

If Pringles won cause I was preoccupied with you two, I'll punch something. -_-

Jk, though... Cause I was mafia the whole time! Muahaha!

[Empty Overture]

good job on letting scum win before i could get to a computer...

Quit with that facade already. You've lost.

If Pringles won cause I was preoccupied with you two, I'll punch something. -_-

Jk, though... Cause I was mafia the whole time! Muahaha!

Ah. Damn. Oh well, maybe if Xeras didn't make himself such a damn target, we would of caught'cha. Meh. I had a fun run~

[Redhorse]

Well, I lied. Obviously. I was trying to reaction fish Xeras, but apparently I'm see-through as glass. -_-

I'm not mafia, if any of you actually fell for that.

Goodnight~ I'll be back latahz~

[Xeras]

A vote thief steals votes. But... what happens to those votes after I steal them? Ah that's right. I USE Them. So the vote Tally is actually

Empty Overture - 3 (Xeras, Xeras, Xeras)
Xeras - 3 (EO, Pringles, Redhorse)

That being said.

Vote: Deadline Extension

This game will end When I say it does. I am happy I took this precaution. I will take those off after I argue my case. You know, the one that you decided that I did not need to present, Mr. EO. Pressuring Redhorse quicklynch me before I got to a computer.

Anyway. Like I said, I will reverse my votes after Redhorse reconfirms her vote. I feel as if I was disrespected because you guys couldn't wait three hours. Claymore still Isn't here yet, and he won't be for another three or so hours.

So, EO you will make a proper case against me, and not just pull strings. First. We need to figure out why there were two kills. Lopez was a Jack, but if he had a 1-shot vig, why didn't he kill me? Redhorse claims to be a mason. EO claims to be a Otaku Miller. Pringles claims to be someone that can scape through when a tie happens.

Empty Overture. Answer me this.

If I had a kill ability, why would I kill lynchbait, and keep you alive. If it were that way I would have been able to kill you. But... You are still alive. Why, oh Why, would I keep the person that is 'onto me' alive? Your 'case' is full of holes. You know this! This is why you proposed a quick lynch before I could even get home,to address you properly.

Vote: Empty Overture
Vote: Empty Overture
Vote: Empty Overture

You get it, you little piece of scum.

You know... The only type of person that would react to Red's 'I am Scum' is scum! You know who is scum. As a result, someone knowing that the person is lying would react, and joke it off, as you did.


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Love how you disappear when I come on. <3


I am a virus. I will not die. My love for Claymore will keep me around.

Okay let's review, since I can actually read entire posts.

Empty Overture said something to the degree of:

'Ahahaha! Xeras. Who are you suspicious of now! Lopez is innocent! It looks like your secondary, SJX is town as well! You must be scum! You were wrong twice!

But, Sir Overture. You failed to vote for Xtra. You failed to vote for Shizuka. Why didn't you vote for any scum? Isn't missing the scum wagon the same as mislynching? As for as SWA is concerned it is. So, You are on equal grounds as me.

'Derp! Xeras you are such an idiot! You only suspected SJX and Lopez. AND THEY ARE DEAD.

Yeah. I see that. But tell me this. Why would I chose to nightkill my lead suspect? If I was already found guilty, why would I even care about the other inspector? It makes no sense!

The only reason why you were able to swing the vote onto me is because I only have a half hour lunch, and two ten minute breaks. And to add to it, I was typing on a phone.

You can attempt to gloat in your little scum victory, if you still manage to convince Redhorse. But know this! You only won as scum, because you took advantage of me having a full time job.

[Empty Overture]

A vote thief steals votes. But... what happens to those votes after I steal them? Ah that's right. I USE Them. So the vote Tally is actually

Empty Overture - 3 (Xeras, Xeras, Xeras)
Xeras - 3 (EO, Pringles, Redhorse)

That being said.

Vote: Deadline Extension

This game will end When I say it does. I am happy I took this precaution. I will take those off after I argue my case. You know, the one that you decided that I did not need to present, Mr. EO. Pressuring Redhorse quicklynch me before I got to a computer.

Anyway. Like I said, I will reverse my votes after Redhorse reconfirms her vote. I feel as if I was disrespected because you guys couldn't wait three hours. Claymore still Isn't here yet, and he won't be for another three or so hours.

So, EO you will make a proper case against me, and not just pull strings. First. We need to figure out why there were two kills. Lopez was a Jack, but if he had a 1-shot vig, why didn't he kill me? Redhorse claims to be a mason. EO claims to be a Otaku Miller. Pringles claims to be someone that can scape through when a tie happens.

Empty Overture. Answer me this.

If I had a kill ability, why would I kill lynchbait, and keep you alive. If it were that way I would have been able to kill you. But... You are still alive. Why, oh Why, would I keep the person that is 'onto me' alive? Your 'case' is full of holes. You know this! This is why you proposed a quick lynch before I could even get home,to address you properly.

Vote: Empty Overture
Vote: Empty Overture
Vote: Empty Overture

You get it, you little piece of scum.

You know... The only type of person that would react to Red's 'I am Scum' is scum! You know who is scum. As a result, someone knowing that the person is lying would react, and joke it off, as you did.


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Love how you disappear when I come on. <3


I am a virus. I will not die. My love for Claymore will keep me around.

Okay let's review, since I can actually read entire posts.

Empty Overture said something to the degree of:

'Ahahaha! Xeras. Who are you suspicious of now! Lopez is innocent! It looks like your secondary, SJX is town as well! You must be scum! You were wrong twice!

But, Sir Overture. You failed to vote for Xtra. You failed to vote for Shizuka. Why didn't you vote for any scum? Isn't missing the scum wagon the same as mislynching? As for as SWA is concerned it is. So, You are on equal grounds as me.

'Derp! Xeras you are such an idiot! You only suspected SJX and Lopez. AND THEY ARE DEAD.

Yeah. I see that. But tell me this. Why would I chose to nightkill my lead suspect? If I was already found guilty, why would I even care about the other inspector? It makes no sense!

The only reason why you were able to swing the vote onto me is because I only have a half hour lunch, and two ten minute breaks. And to add to it, I was typing on a phone.

You can attempt to gloat in your little scum victory, if you still manage to convince Redhorse. But know this! You only won as scum, because you took advantage of me having a full time job.

I disappeared because I got bored of waiting. Well, whatever. Off me. I'm still town. I've been town this whole game.

Why didn't I vote for Shiz? Simple. I was giving our cop another vote, so that he would of been able to investigate THREE times. But you RUINED that. You made my vote INVALID.

Why didn't I vote for Xtra? Simple. I wasn't around when he was lynched.

Why didn't I vote D3? I wasn't around.

I've been busy after school as of recent HAVING A LIFE. For the first time in my life! So excuuuuuse me for not voting the way YOU want.

Also, if my case is SO full of holes, then how come nobody in town seems to trust you, even before I brought up my points against you? Eh? Explain this, Mr. Xeras. Please do. Yes, I realize there are holes in my case. I admit it. A lot of what I have against you is gut feeling, but you know, a lot of the shit you do just irks me this game. A lot of it. Here's my retort. Again, who the hells to say you aren't just bussing. Did anyone else notice how active Xeras had gotten AS SOON as Miz investigated him? Xeras STAYED extremely active after this fact. However, before it... further more, your logic against me has holes as well. You do realize this, don't you? Don't you remember. I started Mafia AS scum. I'm DAMN sure I'm a better scum player than you're trying to make me seem to be. I wouldn't make stupid mistakes like that. If I wanted to bus someone, I fucking WOULD. Now as I said again. I've. Been. BUSY. Day 1, not voting for scum was JUSTIFIED.

Why were there two kills? Simple. Reread the scene. He used his action to get rid of Adtl as the Vig. Do you not realize that?

And WHY would you keep me alive? Simple. Because it's the fact that I'm so "on to you". If I died because I was on to you, I'd just make you look even MORE suspicious. Xeras, you're not stupid. You wouldn't make a move as foolish as that, besides, I can play the same thing you did. Didn't I say, either you or I am the last bit of scum. If I am not, then you are. If you are not, then I am. If either of us died that last phase, the other would be the scum, without a doubt.

I did joke off Red's little lie because...simple. Red's been joking around between phases every time. It just didn't feel real.

I didn't take advantage of your job. Not one bit. Infact, every time I have died in Mafia, it was while I was out of the house, so I don't want to fucking hear your bitching about that. I was at the god damn HOSPITAL in Jericho's game when I died. You know that? I do NOT want to hear it. You're getting offended over a fucking FORUM. GAME.

...oh, and the thing is. Red couldn't wait because she had to SLEEP, a necessity for the average human being, and I'm pretty damn sure she thought it'd be smart to be rid of you while she was still online. Though I can't speak for her.

Oh, and further more, using all three votes on a single person? That sounds pretty damn broken, imo. So you're just a cheapass who can't lose gracefully? Pitiful. Truely pitiful. Laughable really.

Now, if you don't mind. I'm going to keep on telling the truth. I am the Otaku - Miller. If it wasn't for the "Do Not Quote PM's" rule, I would show you my Role PM right this second, and prove it.

So, guys. Take a chance on me if you want. I'm town, and I'm going to laugh my ass off when you, Xeras, cause the death of this town by offing me. Because I have not lied. A single. Time. This whole game.

Kill me. Watch as Mafia wins once I am gone, because you wasted your lynch on a townie, when you could of gone after someone who we can't even CONFIRM. Need I remind you, Xeras isn't even a MILLER and yet he came up GUILTY?!

EDIT: God damn, that felt good.

I should probably head to bed now. ...I'm going to laugh even harder if neither me nor Xeras was scum. I can't wait to see the end result~

[MizuMikomi]

*Looks at Xeras post*

So that's where the votes went, pretty fucking scummy, seriously.
Oh... also....

*Laughs his fucking ass off*

Your post is full of contradictions that it's best left for a shredder, and for the record, EO responded that way to Red because I said on MSN "OMFG RED IS TEH SCUMZ, don't believe me, check the thread!", he was just playing along, because we do that type of shit... have for YEARS.

Anyway, I am going to go back to my AFK corner and back to enjoy what I was reading before I actually reveal something worth your while.

Ciao ~

[Xeras]

My inactivity on day one makes perfect sense. Though, you guys have only played one day with me, and that was when I was vigged. Ah and the second time was when I died on day one as mafia.

I find day one to be quite useless, so I tend to not care much about what happens. And I do understand that humans needs to sleep. What I do not understand is why we need to end a 48 hour phase in 3 and a half hours. Complete nonsense.

And WHY would you keep me alive? Simple. Because it's the fact that I'm so "on to you". If I died because I was on to you, I'd just make you look even MORE suspicious. Xeras, you're not stupid. You wouldn't make a move as foolish as that, besides, I can play the same thing you did. Didn't I say, either you or I am the last bit of scum. If I am not, then you are. If you are not, then I am. If either of us died that last phase, the other would be the scum, without a doubt.

This is the key piece of your case against me. This is how you got Red to quicklynch me. Though when I say it, you turn around and laugh in my face. Shouldn't you come up with something I don't have to say Touche[/color back to you?

A key piece in your case is:

[color=#BF0000]'Don't waste an investigation on me! I am a Miller!

Because that totally isn't something a Mafia Good would say on day one. No way at all.



Oh, and further more, using all three votes on a single person? That sounds pretty damn broken, imo. So you're just a cheapass who can't lose gracefully? Pitiful. Truely pitiful. Laughable really.

I guess you missed the part where I said.


Anyway. Like I said, I will reverse my votes after Redhorse reconfirms her vote. I feel as if I was disrespected because you guys couldn't wait three hours. Claymore still Isn't here yet, and he won't be for another three or so hours.

I am not using this to 'lose ungracefully'. I am using it to grip you by the balls and give me the proper time for a case.

Ah about you saying 'lol bitching about work'. I have never seen a day phase last 3 and a half hours.

[Empty Overture]

I should really be getting to my shower. You know. I'm almost convinced you're town, but I don't see anyone else more scummy than you. Kind of sad.

Yeah. I admit, claiming miller as soon as the cop claims can be percieved as scummy, but you know what. Again. Do you see anyone else walking up claiming Miller? No. But you claim to look guilty without being Miller, when Miller is all about being guilty. Is it my fault that I don't want to hinder my friend, get myself killed, or waste a perfectly good investigation? Possibly, but that doesn't make me scum.

Regardless, 3 = Lynch Lock. A Lynch Lock Tie? How the FUCK does that work? And once Red unvotes you, wouldn't that pretty much KILL ME OFF? I see such a major flaw in that plan of yours.

And you know. This is meant to be a fast game. Of course it's going to have a record breaking phase. Hell, before the game started, me and Vamp joked that the game would be over in 24 hours.

The more you argue, the more holes I see. We're both pretty untrustworthy. How about you say we just leave those damn votes and let fate decide who loses? Town or Mafia. ...actually, as I mentioned before, it's entirely possible we're both town, which...would be pretty sad.

Otherwise we're just stuck with this standoff of your crafting. First unvote means death, which you must realize by now. Why would you off yourself by unvoting me?

EDIT: Since you're taking god awful forever to reply, let me add on these tidbits.
Q. Mr. Overture, why would Claymore include a miller in his game?
A. Well, when he was part of my family in Jericho's game, Miller was a strategy he brought up several times. Plus, we have an X-Shot Cop. This game seems to love to troll, so why not HINDER that cop with a townie?

Q. Mr. Overture, why is Xeras allowed to vote for you even though he already has three votes on him and should be under lynch lock?
A. Not a damn clue.