So yeah, today sucked, but yeah.
The meeting had started a few minutes ago, but some labored breathing could be heard from the man across the channel. Obviously the drinks the man had downed hours earlier were taking their toll on his body and mind, "Alright... lets just get this over, who did you all pick today?"
A down right sexy and suave man answered the fatigued man's question today, "The man whom we chose to today goes by the name of "Kotakoni." Only 2 us agreed on this, be I feel it is sufficient, considering his suspicious behavior to keeping to himself, like he's afraid he'll be caught."
With his answer done, he stepped back down to his seat, almost looking like he was in deep thought.
The man over the intercom sounded increasingly tired by the minute, "Yeah, I guess that'll do. I'm going to retreat to my bedroom, so I'll let my assistant take it from here..." A moment after his parting words, he could be heard leaving his chair and a slight mumble reading "Do it as you see fit" could be heard.
The microphone could be heard being picked up and second later a smart sounding female voice was heard, "Very well, we shall proceed with the scanning process and a viewing right after."
And to no one surprise, Kotakoni was bathed in light and appeared in the screen that phased in instantaneously in the same action.
It was over in less then a minute. The screen had changed from the completely white room to Kotakoni being hung in mid air donning a banana costume so reason. The reason became apparent as the screen zoomed away from Banana Kotakoni to reveal him being hung from atop a cage of furious looking gorillas. While no one present didn't know whether gorillas really ate bananas or not, they just looked really pissed off.
A loud buzzing sound was heard to signal the sudden decent of Kotakoni into the pit of angry primates. Within a second, the whole gang of gorillas pounced on him, some punching, others kicking while some stomped. A minute or 2 after the savage beating started, 3 of the gorillas got the gruesome idea to pull Kotakoni in multiple directions in sync. The combined actions caused Kotakoni's joints to pop out in his arms and one leg, of course a loud popping sound was made in the process.
After about 8 or 10 minutes, the gorillas got bored of the now limp and lifeless Kotakoni. All that remind was a bloody lump of Kotakoni stuffed inside a bloody banana costume.
After the "viewing," the man's assistant said "It seems we've made yet another mistake, this meeting is adjourned today" in a stressed voice.
A feeling of doom now overtook the complex.
Kotakoni - Moriarty - Nefarious Rival [Jailer] was figuratively raped by a group of apes
Day 5 Official End, Night 5 starts now and ends Thursday @7Pm Central Time Canada/US
Random Stream Viewer wrote:Maybe he won't win... maybe this is real life, nobody wins.