Homestuck

[Luke Triton]

EPIC UPDATE

Just when you didn't think Dirk could be any more cool/awesome than he already is...

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OMG, this is now near the top of my favorite update list. The AR was perfect. xu And so was the kiss.
And then Roxy looked like she was having such a great time on the board with her other friends. xu
The update is up. My week is made.

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I think... I think Dirk and Roxy are tied for my fave alpha kids now. I like the other two kids a lot too, but just saying that if I had to pick, yeah those two are definitely the best.

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Most epic high-five. EVER.

[Empty Overture]

That was pretty damn good. Worth the wait, definitely.

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I didn't see the ==> after [S]Dirk: Synchronize at first, so I was like... WHAT THE FUCK.
My god, after seeing the whole debacle with Jake and Lil Hal *That's his name now. I don't care if it isn't. It is.* and then seeing [S]Unite...

God yes. These kids got together faster than the first batch did! Also, Roxy was actually quite adorable in this update. The Alpha kids have definitely moved up in favor for me.

[Redhorse]

Awesomesauce update was awesomesaucers. Defs yeah.
My reactions:

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Dirk: Synchronize --- YES.
Jake and the AR talking --- *laughs ass clean off*
Jake kissing Dirk's head while volcano explodes --- OH HELL YES.
Dirk: Unite --- HELL. FUCKING. YES!!!!!!!!

Homestuck (from Act 5, Act 2 and onward) receives a fairly good, concise definition:

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Rose and Roxy:

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Meenah:

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[Luke Triton]

Took a random Homestuck thing and got the following:

Bard of Rage

Best friend: Terezi

Lover: Jane

First Kiss: Eridan

Enemy: Bec Noir

@Redhorse, the definition neglects the part where they all come back again. :u

[Ubiquitor]

Quite an impressive series of events.

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Interesting how Dirk managed to be directly involved in AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL three Alpha corpsesmooches.

[Luke Triton]

Haa haa, yeah.

So the Homestuck fandom made a pseudo-anime thing and it went sorta like this.

Andrew Hussie: So I'm going to take a little break. Don't burn the house down.
Homestuck fandom: ok.
Andrew Hussie: Stop giving me those eyes. It won't be as long as you think.
Homestuck fandom: He
Homestuck fandom: He left
Homestuck fandom: what do we do now
Homestuck fandom: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW
Homestuck fandom: AN ANIME
Homestuck fandom: THAT'S MAKING SOMETHING THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF BURNING IT DOWN OH GOSH THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER
Homestuck fandom: GIFS AND VIDEOS AND AAAWWW YEEEEAAAAAHHH THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT
Andrew Hussie: What
Homestuck fandom:
Andrew Hussie:
Homestuck fandom:
Andrew Hussie:
Homestuck Fandom:
Andrew hussie: I left you alone for how long
Homestuck fandom: WE WERE WORRIED YOU WOULDN'T COME BACK
Homestuck fandom: SO WE PANICKED

[Redhorse]

The opening for the Homestuck anime

Too many opening spoilers!!! D:

[Empty Overture]

UPDATE!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Pause TWO IS NOT FINISHED, but it has just Updated! Haven't had a chance to read yet, because I have got to eat dinner.

[Ubiquitor]

UPDATE!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Thanks for the heads-up.

No reading involved;

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just some standard session entering. Nevertheless, the object associ8d with the entering of Jake's session is certainly interesting.

[Luke Triton]

Happy video thing

"Life's eleven shots. Feels all right, but fucks you up."

[Redhorse]

Assorted Creepy Alpha Kids:

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The Duttle:

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[Luke Triton]

YOU GUYS, THE UPDATE CAME AND IT'S RIDICULOUS, GO LOOK RIGHT NOW.

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Hussie says there haven't been enough deaths to appease him just yet.

[Ubiquitor]

Understood, I shall comply........

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........ but not to the death thing, since I have no sway in that regard. What am I doing? I should seriously check that update.

Edit: that is certainly an interesting Kernelsprite effect. Also, quite a number of dead people deaths.

[Redhorse]

@Ubi:

WHY UPDATE DURING OLYMPICS?! I'm too busy being disappointed because the Doctor didn't carry the torch......

Hussie having fun:

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and

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1) So... Dirk made Caliborn that leg???
2) Also, as for Lord English destroying dream bubbles... do you guys think he might be doing it to kill Calliope? Because when she died... or her dream self died... doesn't that mean she should be in one of them somewhere? Because her brother did say he was going to try to kill her... more than once.
3) Just like Calliope had the wand/white pistol, Lord English/Caliborn has a heavy rifle/cane. And there's a minor thing: Caliborn's gun is black, Calliope's gun is white.
4) What did he prototype? Maybe it has something to do with Skaia going black? Whatever he did created a black hole...
5) When PM and SS are looking at the fracture where the dream bubble was, some horrorterrors were hurt and bleeding purple; so Lord English is defs the one who was killing them off that made them want to contact Rose.

[Ubiquitor]

WHY UPDATE DURING OLYMPICS?! I'm too busy being disappointed because the Doctor didn't carry the torch......

A time-themed pun would seem rather pitiful as a response. Erm, carry on.

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1) So... Dirk made Caliborn that leg???
2) Also, as for Lord English destroying dream bubbles... do you guys think he might be doing it to kill Calliope? Because when she died... or her dream self died... doesn't that mean she should be in one of them somewhere? Because her brother did say he was going to try to kill her... more than once.
3) Just like Calliope had the wand/white pistol, Lord English/Caliborn has a heavy rifle/cane. And there's a minor thing: Caliborn's gun is black, Calliope's gun is white.
4) What did he prototype? Maybe it has something to do with Skaia going black? Whatever he did created a black hole...
5) When PM and SS are looking at the fracture where the dream bubble was, some horrorterrors were hurt and bleeding purple; so Lord English is defs the one who was killing them off that made them want to contact Rose.

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1. Hmm. Is there evidence to that effect? I just think random robotic appendages are ubiquitous at this point in Homestuck. Anyway, that is the troll meteor, in which both Equius and robo-Aradia lived for some time; as such, I am not surprised by the presence of a robotic limb.
2. Perhaps or, you know, he just likes killing everything.
3. Sure.
4. No idea; it is also possible that he didn't even prototype something.
5. Seems legit.