There, be happy now, I made the title less ambiguous.
An Italian, Frenchman, and American are gathered in a bar.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman brags. "And this morning she couldn't stop telling me how much she adored me."
"Last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian replies, "and today she said she could never love another man."
The American remained silent. The Frenchman smugly asks, "how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," says the American.
"Only once?" the Italian snorts arrogantly. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."...Meanwhile the missing Canadian is still going at it.