NISA Mafia: Endgame ~Mafia Wins~

[Quillbell]

Vote: cAPS_lOCK

Ashblade - 3
dodge - 1
cAPS_lOCK - 4
Melody Angel - 1
DisgaeaBlitz - 1

[DisgaeaBlitz]

oh my idk who to vote out............
Vote DisgaeaBlitz sorry man but you vote me out first.
Tally:
Ashblade - 3
dodge - 1
cAPS_lOCK - 3
Melody Angel - 1
DisgaeaBlitz - 1

Oh, I see how it is... but you do know I'm a girl right D:

[bloodyaftertaste]

Apparently if no one get's 6 votes it's no lynch...

[melody angel]

oh my idk who to vote out............
Vote DisgaeaBlitz sorry man but you vote me out first.
Tally:
Ashblade - 3
dodge - 1
cAPS_lOCK - 3
Melody Angel - 1
DisgaeaBlitz - 1

Oh, I see how it is... but you do know I'm a girl right D:

ya i do but i used man for some reson, i use man sometimes to girls sorry if i ofended you in any way

[Shizuka]

People call me "girl" all the time and I'm not offended by it (and we should stick to the topic).

[Ashblade]

Apparently if no one get's 6 votes it's no lynch...

I'll help the current wagon if that happens. Rather not lose a lynch just because of that.

[SjSharks182]

I guess people missed the memo that you guys need 6 votes. Ima extend the deadline to 10:00 pm tonight (Sorry, but I'm busy), and make it so when the deadline hits whomever has the highest vote count dies from now on.

[Ashblade]

...
Unvote
Vote: cAPS_Lock

*whoo, whoo*

[Ashblade]

Someone vote..

[SjSharks182]

1 hour left. *the residents restrain Caps to prevent him from engorging on the last of his sweets*

Little do they know I'm devouring it all right now

[SjSharks182]

Day 1 lynch:

I am but a lowly prinny. I’m this way due to ponzi schemes and the heavy drinking. I’m such a badass stealthy ninja that the denizens of the NISA Union don’t notice me. I am here to publicize the harsh realities of the acts committed by these crazy bastards. I am here to fight for the truth, and to bring down those who attempt to hide it. You could think of me like Julian Assange minus the arrest warrant. Sorry it took me a while guys, but a Prinnies work is never done.

Today the residents have heard from a somewhat reliable source, the Mega-overlord of Kippyland, that a sweets-crazed mafia has been formed in the union. The townspeople have already been hit by the effects of the candy shortage (drowsiness, itchiness, nausea, depression, bleeding between menstrual cycles, global warming, and explosive diarrhea), and are quick to point fingers. Almost immediately people notice that no one has heard from Asagi in a while. Clearly she has to be a part of the mafia. In her absence, the town decides what they need to do. They must kill Asagi. Asagi returns from her meeting with NIS in tears. Someone walks up to Asagi and asks her

“Why are you crying?”
Asagi replies, “I’m never going to get my own game.”
“Well at least you can take solace in the fact that you’re better off than people like Duke Nukem.”
Asagi sniffles, “I guess you’re right. At least I'm loved by the fans and am still in games”

Another character intrudes, “Hey guys check out this trailer for Duke Nukem Forever!” The trailer plays.

Asagi bursts into tears, “NOOO! That’s just not right! How can it be! People love me, and-"
The character interrupts, “Well clearly people like Duke Nukem, and no one likes you. Everyone finds your whining over not getting your own game annoying and droll. Who is getting another sequel, and who hasn’t even gotten a game?”

Asagi snaps. Her face grows distorted. Her eyes seem to be devoid of color or life, and her lips curl into a snarl. Asagi pulls out a gun, and takes aim at the citizens. She didn’t appear angry though. Her nonstop crying made her seem like a scared little girl separated from her mother in the city. Nobody made a move. Nobody said a word. In fact everyone else seemed to have a creepy shine in their eyes, and an awkward smile. When Asagi finally stopped crying she turned the gun toward her head, and fired….

"I honestly don't get her problem. She had it way better than many. Imagine how much it would suck to be that prinny everybody pretends not to notice."

"Hey where the hell is all of her candy!?"

CAPS_LOCK (Asagi)- Vanilla Townie was pressured into suicide by the town Day 1.

Night 1 is now underway. Send in your night pms by Tuesday at 10:00 pm PST.

[bloodyaftertaste]

So I guess you are announcing the roles once they die?

[SjSharks182]

Well I am fighting for the truth.

[Phoenix_Apollo]

Man, I really need to get back into the swing of things as far as rounds go. Can't keep forgetting. >_>

The lynch sucks, as should be obvious. But, did we seriously vote Caps because of inactivity? That's, err, not solid reasoning at all. He would have gotten removed if he had stayed inactive and the votes could have gone elsewhere. But, that's not going to happen now.

Oh, and Shiz, going off topic should be fine. Even the most off-topic of posts can still be analyzed in great detail and can be used for great effect by the person posting it. It's an interesting study, actually.

[lopez]

Hmmm.....

Spoiler:

it seems reasonable that two of the people who voted for caps were mafia...