Corrupt a wish!

[Judgment8]

Yeah you know the rules, you post a wish and the next poster grants it but corrupts it and makes a new wish... Like this:
I wish that I had a new TV.

Granted, but there's only one channel.

I start:
I wish that you'd love me <3

[CelticRedemption]

Granted, but I come with an air pump and a manual


I wish i could fly!

[LoneWolf]

Granted, but you'd end up in a jet turbine eventually.

I wish i was a Rune Knight from disgaea.

[Prinny]

Granted but your boobs would give you back problems.

I wish I could stay awake forever!

[Judgment8]

Granted, but now you're bored as hell

I wish that I had Prinny pet<3

[KlayBuddy]

Granted but it will explode when you get it.

I wish I could become an Overlord.

[Prinny]

Granted but everyone will be out to kill you.

I wish I had a beagle.

[odinfan]

Granted, but that beagle will bite your head off.....

I wish I could fly.

[KlayBuddy]

Granted but you can only fly down.

I wish there was a Disgaea 4.

[Judgment8]

Granted, but it's only released in Iraq.

I wish that tomorrow will be a great day =D

[CelticRedemption]

Granted but your boobs would give you back problems.

I wish I could stay awake forever!

XD so you DID read all that

Granted, but main story is Downloadable content you'd have to pay for

I wish there would be world peace

*EDIT* gah, got sniped

Granted, but the following year would suck.

same question as above

[Prinny]

Granted but nothing interesting would happen.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Judgment8]

Granted, but you're still hungry

I wish I had some cookies.

[CelticRedemption]

granted, but they taste awful

I wish I could speak spanish

[KlayBuddy]

Granted but nobody can hear you!

I wish all downloadable contents were free.