Lord Ubiquitor's Castle of Chaos

[Xeras]

Xeras pulls Necro close to him. Xeras then whispers in his ear.

"Fear not, for I have sent Claymore into the enemy factions to gain their favor. From there I shall be able to get 'leaked' information. I shall eliminate both Ubi and Lopez.

[Ubiquitor]

If so, isn't Claymore posting in enemy territory?

Not so much, since everyone who posts here technically recognizes my greatness by default.

Let us hope that no one is foolish enough to start tossing around the inverse.

Xeras pulls Necro close to him. Xeras then whispers in his ear.

"Fear not, for I have sent Claymore into the enemy factions to gain their favor. From there I shall be able to get 'leaked' information. I shall eliminate both Ubi and Lopez.

What blasphemy!!!!!!!!

You should really close your quotation marks.

[Necrofantasia]

You should really close your quotation marks.

Perhaps he is not done speaking? Now we really are hanging on his every word, or at least the last one.

[Xeras]

Meh. I am not use to using quotations. I will get better. ^^

[Ubiquitor]

Meh. I am not use to using quotations. I will get better. ^^

For the sake of those who feel compelled to read such posts, I am hopeful that you make an effort toward self-improvement........

[Xeras]

Meh. I am not use to using quotations. I will get better. ^^

For the sake of those who feel compelled to read such posts, I am hopeful that you make an effort toward self-improvement........

I refuse to show self-improvement. You shall now sway me!

[Quillbell]

Xeras pulls Necro close to him. Xeras then whispers in his ear.

Hands off my man.

[Ubiquitor]

I refuse to show self-improvement. You shall now sway me!

Indeed, I shall sway you toward self-improvement at this moment, regardless of your command!

Unfortunately, the desire to do so now wanes........

[Xeras]

Do you not know? I come from the castle of trash. I have bathed in the molded orange peels, and swam in the discarded beer. You are not losing motivation. You are acting starting to feel sick.

[Necrofantasia]

Xeras pulls Necro close to him. Xeras then whispers in his ear.

Hands off my man.

I'd recommend not angering her, Xeras. Terrible, terrible things will happen to you if you do.

[Xeras]

Xeras pulls Necro close to him. Xeras then whispers in his ear.

Hands off my man.

I'd recommend not angering her, Xeras. Terrible, terrible things will happen to you if you do.

She loves me, even if she doesn't want to admit it. <3

[Quillbell]

She loves me, even if she doesn't want to admit it. <3

[Hero]

Canada seems like an oddly erotic and horrifying place*

not unlike 1960s and 70s exploitation porn and gore flicks

and Epic Mealtime, which is also Canadian

*well except for Toronto which is like the hipster capital of the world

[Necrofantasia]

*well except for Toronto which is like the hipster capital of the world

Oh? I don't think Quill is out killing moose with a crossbow while wearing her skinny jeans and black turtleneck while checking her iPad.

[Hero]

pretty sure Quill said she lives outside of Toronto. she's a suburban girl.