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Redhorse wrote:Oh please, no more banking... why do you have to make me remember things?!
Here's a nice one, don't think I've told it often.
So, there's an economist, a physicist, and a chemist trapped on a deserted little island. The only food they've got with them are cans of beans. They go about trying to open the cans, but aren't strong enough.
The physicist suggests breaking the can open with a rock, but that fails.
The chemist suggests making a fire and heating the can first, but that also fails.
They turn to the economist. The economists says, "Well, for a moment, let's just assume we have a can opener....."
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