Homestuck

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Another idea: maybe Lord English is like the adult uu or something.

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I suppose all such time-based conundrums can theoretically be explained via the concept of paradox space; nevertheless, I am uncertain how this could come to pass. Doc Scratch was the ectobiological offspring of Cal and a magic cueball (with the additional genetic nature of a First Guardian); Lord English emerged from the corpse of Doc Scratch following the destruction of two universes; as such, one must wonder at what point in his relative biological timeline does Lord English's youth take place?

(*secretly wonders where people found the time to do all these, the update was like yesterday* o: )

Paradox space (a superset of this universe). :B

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Update~!
More UU Shenanigans. I'm wondering how long before we see uu?

MASSIVE EDIT: UPDATE!
THE SHENANIGANS CONTINUE.... AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

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They share a body. CONFIRMED. I TOLD YOU ALL. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh, and there are a SHITTON of signs pointing to them being either a past incarnation of Lord English, or a pre-scratch/post-scratch version.

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They share a body. CONFIRMED. I TOLD YOU ALL. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Congratulations on being correct.

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Oh, and there are a SHITTON of signs pointing to them being either a past incarnation of Lord English, or a pre-scratch/post-scratch version.

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I suppose a pre-scratch version of LE could be feasible in the sense that use of the Scratch mechanic is likely in any session and uu/UU is about to start a session; however matters are a bit different due to the fact that LE does not seem to be a paradox clone created in his own unique session (with origins based in post-scratch Alternia); nevertheless, any of this is certainly possible with whatever deviations from expectations and whatnot. Perhaps uu/UU has a relationship to LE in a manner similar to the children with their respective guardians.

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What are your thoughts regarding uu's possible class? Could he be something like King of Time (I am uncertain of a more active male class given the theme)?

Edit: Regarding the update, that would explain her possession of that book (a link, just for graphical comparison to dispel any possible doubt).

Oh, more upd8s.

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UPDATE

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It appears they live on a post apocolyptic Earth... well... shit.

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It appears they live on a post apocolyptic Earth... well... shit.

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If that is some instance of Earth as indicated by Dave's sense of humour (there's some irony for you), I suppose it is due for some Red Miles.

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They share a body. CONFIRMED. I TOLD YOU ALL. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Wasn't really doubting it~

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MASSIVE UPDATE: uu time.

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Holy. Shit. Well, his outfit contains... a bowtie... and suspenders... he laughs like Lil' Cal... he refers to his sister as Cal as well... claims Jake is stealing his look (though to be fair, all cherubs might look like that.)... I'm pretty sure this is going to be another 'IT WAS OBVIOUS' type thing, such as them sharing a body.

Oh. By the way...

TOTAL. PARTY. WIPE.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE MILESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Holy. Shit. Well, his outfit contains... a bowtie... and suspenders... he laughs like Lil' Cal... he refers to his sister as Cal as well... claims Jake is stealing his look (though to be fair, all cherubs might look like that.)... I'm pretty sure this is going to be another 'IT WAS OBVIOUS' type thing, such as them sharing a body.

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Quite so; nevertheless, with an individual who claims to be the master of red herrings, one need be wary of things so heavily implied, unless the claim is a strategy to deceive people into believing that not everything about him is blatant.

On more trivial matters, is this the end of Lil' Seb or will he return via one of many options (reach Jake before session; use Prospit portal; meet up with Dirk or Roxy centuries later)?

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Upd8

Badass Dirk splinter fusion-esque effect.

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Insert Inception joke here

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Upd8.

A priceless expression right here.

[Luke Triton]

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@Luke

...yes. That comic. All of my yes. All of my fucking yes.

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By the way. Speaking of God Tiers. I know this is REALLY unlikely, but seeing that two of the characters are kinda dead... one of them IS in the game. ...Quest Beds? This early? Maybe?

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Let it be known that last night (actually, technically today I think, lol) Dante Basco (aka Rufio/Zuko/etc.) finally reached the part of Homestuck where Hussie kisses him on his live-blogging of Homestuck (or whatever what he is doing is called).

Excuse me as I die laughing. xu This has made my month.

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Let it be known that last night (actually, technically today I think, lol) Dante Basco (aka Rufio/Zuko/etc.) finally reached the part of Homestuck where Hussie kisses him on his live-blogging of Homestuck (or whatever what he is doing is called).

Excuse me as I die laughing. xu This has made my month.

A truly historic event; many thanks for the link, Luke.