If you smell butterscotch in the air, it must be Monday!

[lopez]

I just read somewhere that a company got fined for the products they make....

In a certain city, there are various smells that fill the air every day of the week....from chocolate chip cookies to tangerines.
No one was complaining about the smell, because they were delighted to wake up and smell something pleasant each day.
This led city officials to investigate the source of these smells. They traced it to a company that manufactures various fragrant substances to be used in making other products smell like something. For example, they make the cookie smell, so that your bar of soap can smell like cookies
The city then fined the company for not using a carbon filter on their factory. They justified it by saying that not having it pollutes the air with the aftermath of the products....

Dammit, I'm tired of smelling chocolate cake....

I just thought that was randomly interesting

[noexcusepunk]

I wonder how that conversation went?

"Mmmmm.. I smell cookies. Wonder where that's coming from?"
Discovers it's not actual cookies and a fragrance company.
"Oh HELL no, you are NOT polluting my air with the smell of cookies!"
Brings down the lawsuit hammer as they franticly eat cookies.

[Prinny]

XDD I hope it happened like that.

My boyfriend actually works in the town where the m&m factory is. He and almost everyone else are overjoyed to drive around with their windows open and smell the m&ms.... and are usually annoyed when it instead smells like Pedigree. (they do that there too I do believe, or some dog food of some kind)

[Solice]

XDD I hope it happened like that.

My boyfriend actually works in the town where the m&m factory is. He and almost everyone else are overjoyed to drive around with their windows open and smell the m&ms.... and are usually annoyed when it instead smells like Pedigree. (they do that there too I do believe, or some dog food of some kind)

Wait... the M&M factory doubles as a dog food factory!? I'll never look at another M&M the same way again!

[Prinny]

XDD I hope it happened like that.

My boyfriend actually works in the town where the m&m factory is. He and almost everyone else are overjoyed to drive around with their windows open and smell the m&ms.... and are usually annoyed when it instead smells like Pedigree. (they do that there too I do believe, or some dog food of some kind)

Wait... the M&M factory doubles as a dog food factory!? I'll never look at another M&M the same way again!

Hey that dog food could taste amazing...it might have some kind of m&m taste in it lol. Maybe thats why pedigree is so popular! XDD

[noexcusepunk]

XDD I hope it happened like that.

My boyfriend actually works in the town where the m&m factory is. He and almost everyone else are overjoyed to drive around with their windows open and smell the m&ms.... and are usually annoyed when it instead smells like Pedigree. (they do that there too I do believe, or some dog food of some kind)

Wait... the M&M factory doubles as a dog food factory!? I'll never look at another M&M the same way again!

Hey that dog food could taste amazing...it might have some kind of m&m taste in it lol. Maybe thats why pedigree is so popular! XDD

Secrets revealed!
Watch out for Pedigree, though, I hear they don't like their secret getting ou-..... *crackle... hiss*
*noexcusepunks post deletes itself*

[Prinny]

:O!!! GASP! ONOES!!

[lopez]

That's pretty funny, M&M's flavored dog food, or better yet dog food flavored M&M's

[Prinny]

Yikes lol

[bloodyaftertaste]

Eww lol. I find that a bit disturbing. I hope they use different equipment at least.

[Prinny]

Probably, either that or an amazing cleaning crew, which I definitly wouldn't doubt.

[Melody]

I hate Mondays!_!

[noexcusepunk]

That's pretty funny, M&M's flavored dog food, or better yet dog food flavored M&M's

*reappears*
Hey, dogs need dessert too!
Try the new Pedigree M&M Mixer Bag! Filled with everything dogs love: Beef, Sheep Gut, Chicken, and chocolate surrounded by a hard candy shell that melts in their mouth, not in their... hand.... yea!
*walks away with a scar on a shaved part of his head and a large "Loyal Pedigree Seller" badge pinned to his jacket*

[Melody]

That's pretty funny, M&M's flavored dog food, or better yet dog food flavored M&M's

*reappears*
Hey, dogs need dessert too!
Try the new Pedigree M&M Mixer Bag! Filled with everything dogs love: Beef, Sheep Gut, Chicken, and chocolate surrounded by a hard candy shell that melts in their mouth, not in their... hand.... yea!
*walks away with a scar on a shaved part of his head and a large "Loyal Pedigree Seller" badge pinned to his jacket*

it would be funny if people started eating it lol.

[Solice]

That's pretty funny, M&M's flavored dog food, or better yet dog food flavored M&M's

*reappears*
Hey, dogs need dessert too!
Try the new Pedigree M&M Mixer Bag! Filled with everything dogs love: Beef, Sheep Gut, Chicken, and chocolate surrounded by a hard candy shell that melts in their mouth, not in their... hand.... yea!
*walks away with a scar on a shaved part of his head and a large "Loyal Pedigree Seller" badge pinned to his jacket*

it would be funny if people started eating it lol.

Heh... ya know, after college, I had a hard time finding a tech job. The market was flooded with people like me. For that time, I was a cashier at Wal*Mart, and I noticed some things that... were not right.

Every week, an old lady would buy a dozen packs of fresh-packed premium dog food and a bottle of Tabasco sauce. I will say no more.